Hair straightener.

I got this sprite of a hair tool in a gift bag awhile back and packed it for a work trip, thinking that it might be useful to touch up my hair for an event this evening.

I was wrong.

The iPhone is for size comparison. I basically tried straightening my hair with an iPhone tonight.

Let’s just say it didn’t leave me feeling effortlessly polished like I intended. At least my bag will be .7 ounces lighter on the way home because Thumbelina’s hair straightener is most certainly staying in Omaha.