Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Vogue.
No, I am not kidding you.
I imagine the press release went out this morning and Anna Wintour immediately started chain smoking and crying into her dirty martini. The sacrilege of it all.
The good news is that I have a shot at being president AND flying without wings AND having an affair with Ryan Gosling. Because, apparently, anything is possible.
I should have known something in the fashion world was awry when I saw that mules were back.