Juice Joke

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The Cutler #6 at the Real Good Juice Co: “Spinach, carrot, celery, cucumber, apple and lemon fires a bullet pass of flavor to your mouth, and QBs your immune system like an American football hero with really nice hair.”

I am no Bear’s fan (nothing against the Bears in particular, I just don’t like the NFL) but the name and description of this juice made me laugh so hard. Of course, I also had to ask the juice guy if it would also make me really mad come Monday morning…

And with that, I made my first football joke about the Bears. After almost 6 years in Chicago, I feel like it was a long time coming.