Case of the Mondays: The “I-wish-I-was-drinking-this-instead-of-my-morning-cup-of-coffee” Edition

When I got to Dose yesterday at 10am, I was handed a Chandon/Hum/OJ cocktail with mint.  Mimosa’esque but better.

This morning, I had coffee.

What a letdown.

In other news, I saw a lady go batshit crazy on the corner of Michigan and Chicago this am- yelling and chasing after people.  While this was probably a display of unfortunate mental illness, it was real and not sugar coated and it woke me up better than the aforementioned caffeine.

Monday.