Rental Car Girl: We don’t have the car you reserved BUT the car we are giving you is my absolute favorite. I am obsessed with driving it. It’s amazing.
Me: Okay?
RCG: Have you ever heard of a Chevy…Spark? Like I said, by far my favorite car that we rent.
(Pulls up pink clown car)
Me: Um, I have to pick up things for an event- food platters, several cases of wine…I don’t think this is big enough.
RCG: Actually, this car is awesome for picking up cases of wine.
Chevy Sparks: awesome for picking up cases of wine.